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1: Full name: Mandy Shaniqua Boston Tea Kirkland Duke of Mormon
2: Zodiac sign: Scorpio
3: 3 Fears: Horror films, my sister dying, and scat.
4: 3 things I love: Ketchup, cheesy shojo, and watching people interact.
5: 4 turns on: Aroma, well dressed, blushing, and biting.
6: 4 turns off: Idiocy, bad smell, hair that covers eyes, and crude remarks.
7: My best friend: I don’t have just one.
8: Sexual orientation: Poop.
9: My best first date: I prefer plums.
10: How tall am I:…..4’11
11: What do I miss: I miss my child like ignorance.
12: What time were I born: 9 something.
13: Favourite color: Black
14: Do I have a crush: James Franco
15: Favourite quote: who can’t change his mind and won’t change the subject.❞ -winston churchill
16: Favourite place: Anywhere I guess.
17: Favourite food: Ketchup and oranges.
18: Do I use sarcasm: I do not.
19: What am I listening to right now: My sister breathing in her sleep.
20: First thing I notice in new person: If they know how to shake my hand properly.
21: Shoe size: 6-71/2 depending.
22: Eye color: Dark Brown
23: Hair color: Dark Brown
24: Favourite style of clothing: Baby doll and school girlish but it’s not cute on me.
25: Ever done a prank call? I fail at them.
26: What colour of underwear I’m wearing now? What underwear?
27: Meaning behind my URL: Short and candy
28: Favourite movie: Beaches and Titanic
29: Favourite song: When You Were Young by The Killers ATM
30: Favourite band: Mother Mother ATM
31: How I feel right now: Deep
32: Someone I love: Everyone except for Tyrone.
33: My current relationship status: what status
34: My relationship with my parents: Tight as an anal.
35: Favourite holiday: Thanksgiving
36: Tattoos and piercing i have: Smiley faces make of Sharpie.
37: Tattoos and piercing i want: IDK
38: The reason I joined Tumblr: Shirley convinced me.
39: Do I and my last ex hate each other? What ex?
40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts? lol no
41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted? lol no
42: When did I last hold hands? With my friend Taylor in the hall way.
43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning? Like 10 min.
44: Have I shaved your legs in the past three days? nope
45: Where am I right now? You’re in the kitchen making me a after sex sandwich.
46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me? Not me for sure.
47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level? LOW
48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad? Yep. Imma mooch.
49: Am I excited for anything? CASSANDRA’S QUINCE
50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to? No. /00/
51: How often do I wear a fake smile? Not a lot. I just don’t smile.
52: When was the last time I hugged someone? My mommy. Right now.
53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me? That’s can’t happen. I haven’t kissed anyone in my life.
54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not? nope
55: What is something I disliked about today? School.
56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? Everyone on tumblr.
57: What do I think about most? The future.
58: What’s my strangest talent? I can bend my elbows back.
59: Do I have any strange phobias? Of myself.
60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? Both?!
61: What was the last lie I told? “You’re not a dumbfuck.” lol such a dumbfuck
62: Do I perfer talking on the phone or video chatting online? neither
63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens? YES
64: Do I believe in magic? YES
65: Do I believe in luck? MAYBE
66: What’s the weather like right now? IT’S BALCK
67: What was the last book I’ve read? I DON’T REMEMBER. I AM NOT READING THE ILLUSTRATED MAN.
68: Do I like the smell of gasoline? fuck yes you do
69: Do I have any nicknames? yes
70: What was the worst injury I’ve ever had? a splinter
71: Do I spend money or save it? save then send like sensible
72: Can I touch my nose with a tounge? nope
73: Is there anything pink in 10 feets from me? my shirt my blanket me
74: Favourite animal? shark
75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM? watching hetalia cosplay panels
76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is? Jones
77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it? You’re My Sunshine
78: How can you win my heart? By just being there I guess or stabbing me and stealing my heart.
79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone? “She’s a bitch.”
80: What is my favorite word? shit
81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr: all
82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?: “Listen, you are all fuck faces. Stop.”
83: Do I have any relatives in jail? Me
84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power? Hydrokinesis
85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on? “Do you like me?”
86: What is my current desktop picture? nudes
87: Had sex? and nope
88: Bought condoms? as a joke yeah
89: Gotten pregnant? yes my baby is arthur kirkland
90: Failed a class? never
91: Kissed a boy? my genderbend
92: Kissed a girl? my mirror
93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain? lol in the shower
94: Had job? nop
95: Left the house without my wallet? yeh
96: Bullied someone on the internet? nope i bully everyone
97: Had sex in public? in a shed @ homedepot
98: Played on a sports team? lol no
99: Smoked weed? never
100: Did drugs? never
101: Smoked cigarettes? 2nd hand
102: Drank alcohol? nope
103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan? meatttttt
104: Been overweight? i think so
105: Been underweight? never so
106: Been to a wedding? yes and a flower girl
107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight? what is up with these questions
108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight? again yes for freedom
109: Been outside my home country? yes to costa rica
110: Gotten my heart broken? by my babies
111: Been to a professional sports game? yes and wore a cheerleadeing outfit
112: Broken a bone? nope
113: Cut myself? paper cut
114: Been to prom? too young
115: Been in airplane? yes
116: Fly by helicopter? want to
117: What concerts have I been to? ones at my mall and a jazz club. oh blues clues.
118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex? maybe
119: Learned another language? almost
120: Wore make up? yes
121: Lost my virginity before I was 18? no
122: Had oral sex? sureeeee and regular sex toooo
123: Dyed my hair? no
124: Voted in a presidential election? 15 bitches
125: Rode in an ambulance? no
126: Had a surgery? no
127: Met someone famous? no
128: Stalked someone on a social network? fun-size-fanatic
129: Peed outside? on trees
130: Been fishing? lots
131: Helped with charity? uhuh
132: Been rejected by a crush? yes
133: Broken a mirror? by looking@ it
134: What do I want for birthday? go on a trip
135: How many kids do I want and what will be their names? 2; Mariella and Ashton
136: Was I named after anyone? Yes. A soap oprea star.
137: Do I like my handwriting? gross
138: What was my favourite toy as a child? a jar of pennies
139: Favourite Tv Show? How I met your mother
140: Where do I want to live when older? Anywehre
141: Play any musical instrument? nope
142: One of my scars, how did I get it? Fell
143: Favourite pizza toping? pizza
144: Am I afraid of the dark? no
145: Am I afraid of heights? no
146: Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad? yes
147: Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end? oh yes
148: What I’m really bad at: everything
149: What my greatest achievments are: eating and pooping at the same time
150: The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me: “thunder thighs”
151: What I’d do if I won in a lottery: fuck eerything
152: What do I like about myself: my hair
153: My closest Tumblr friend: probably sophia but rose and i are close tooo.,…..idk
154: Something I fantasise about: my life as i know it
155: Any question you’d like; you’re dumb

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